I awoke without any time for breakfast so came into the office and threw a hemp seed nut bagel in the toaster oven and forgot about it. Went downstairs and smelled the smoke. No one else in the office appeared to notice.
I scurried into the kitchen area and the room was hazed right the fuck out. Hopped onto a chair and madly unscrewed the grill to the ceiling fan. Got it plugged in and roaring and closed the door behind me as I departed. An hour later, you can see the kitchen table and chairs and whatnot but man what a reek.
I ate the unburnt half with stolen butter. Drank bad office coffee cut with stolen milk.
It is Pay Day today. I won't have time to make these purchases until probably Sunday or Monday but here we go:
Breakfast Food Grocery List
buckwheat flour
spelt flour
whole wheat baker's flour
cornmeal
english muffins (eggless benedict!!!)
bell peppers
white onions
green onions
tomatoes
corn
beans
soymilk
maple syrup (bāc-un!!!!)
cumin
tarragon
bananas
apples
grapefruits (fucking citrus peels)
yerba mate
coffee
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1 comment:
Punk Boy makes an amazing asparagus and swiss cheese eggs benny. I hate eggs benny but gobble that shit up. I went grocery shopping this afternoon after my disappointing dr's appointment and picked up the following:
Sliced water chestnuts
A fab looking piece of chesee foccatio bread
two onion buns for my lunch (veggie chicken burgers)
A piece of unsliced pumpernickle so fresh it was still warm when the lady handed it to me
Mayo (ick)
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